Yes, they are all mine.
Yes, we know how babies are made.
Yes, they all have the same father.
Yes, they were all single births.
Yes, we are Catholic (except my husband is not).
Yes, we are open to having more.
No, I don't have a maid.
Yes, our kids do share bedrooms.
Yes, we do have a TV.
Yes, we do go places together.
No, we don't live on a farm.
Yes, we do drive a van.
Yes, they were all planned (by God).
Yes, these is always a line for the bathroom in the morning.
Yes, we do have more than two cars.
No, we don't eat macaroni & cheese every night for dinner (although some of the kids would love to).
Yes, we do pay our taxes.
Yes, I do get some time to myself.
No, I am not a saint.
Yes, we are rich (very rich in love).